12 hours of labor and one unexpected C-section later, and this is what I have to show for it:

baby01

Meet little Ezio (if you realize where the name comes from, understand that the hubby and I are avid gamers). So far, his superpowers include pacifier projectiles, pooing in his diapers exactly ten seconds after having them changed, and looking really, really cute for photos.

baby02

My nonexistent posting will now transition back into irregular posting by the end of this month, mostly because I am actually starting to get used to having virtually no sleep at night. I would probably make an awesome vampire.